03 SOAP

SOAP is the soap of all soaps. Simply superior soap for someone like yourself. 

A satisfying pH-neutral formula that is safe for all finishes. Sudsy like none other. Super concentrated to save you money. Smells like peaches, mmmmmmmmm scrumptious. 

Soap so good, you would think it was summoned by sorcerers. 

Seriously, stop sampling other soaps and stay true to the process. It's not just soap, it's SOAP.